gorilla lips

A really nasty looking purple vagina.

Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.

by Mike Payne May 23, 2008

deer dents

Scratches and dents that appear on a car after driving through a wooded area without concern for wildlife.

While driving through the woods with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Jason felt a bump and hoped that his insurance covered deer dents.

by Mike Payne May 16, 2008

switch

The word that is yelled when 2 guys are double-teaming a girl and they decide to change places.

When Jason and Joey got bored with Connie, they gave each other a hive five and yelled "Switch!"

by Mike Payne March 06, 2008

DNSing

When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet

After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

goat rental

Leasing a goat for a giving period of time for the purpose of clearing an area of land.

The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008