Mike Oxlong's definitions

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

pook guy

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages

1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

bump

BUMP to bring up somebody's post typically by posting the word "bump" on a message board
Can also stand for
Bring
Up
My
Post

bump!

by Mike Oxlong February 12, 2003

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name

He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.

by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003