thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 19, 2004

X0r

A substitution for the suffix "-ck". eg, wordhax0r/word, wordfux0r/word, wordchix0r/word, wordsux0r/word.

When using the x0r construct, the "-er" suffix becomes superfluous. Hence, "wordhacker/word" does not become hax0rer; rather, the terminal -er is dropped.

d00d, if i was a better hax0r, that chix0r would sux0r my dix0r.

by Mike Oxlong June 17, 2003

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

meatman

The meatman...aka Andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman

THat guy is a fucking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. A very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer

by mike oxlong November 18, 2004

Bukake

Massive male orgy with one female in the middle getting facialed

"She was very eager to join my Bukake"

by Mike Oxlong June 20, 2004

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003