Mike D.'s definitions

meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.

by Mike D. October 2, 2003

grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

by Mike D. March 25, 2005

surf-learn

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.

Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.

by Mike D. January 17, 2005

Suhaib

Long armed, water resistant haired, deep voiced, ecstacy using, car crashing, egyption bastard.

While my Suhaib was rolling he crashed his celica into a pyramid.

by Mike D. June 14, 2004

the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heaforous

getto-fied; retarted; gay; just plain dumb, fat, or outrageous.

You are very heaforous

by Mike D. December 15, 2003