Mike D.'s definitions

meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.

by Mike D. October 2, 2003

heaforous

getto-fied; retarted; gay; just plain dumb, fat, or outrageous.

You are very heaforous

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

hoang

One who's mom is like a brick. Flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.

Hoang HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

Suhaib

Long armed, water resistant haired, deep voiced, ecstacy using, car crashing, egyption bastard.

While my Suhaib was rolling he crashed his celica into a pyramid.

by Mike D. June 14, 2004

grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

by Mike D. March 25, 2005

the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003