Mike B's definitions

MILFWCWHMP

This word is commonly used when describing an incredibly attractive mom who has a child with down syndrome, early on-set of alzheimers or any other mental illnessees. Stand for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck With a Child Who Has Mental Problems. Many find it funny and entertaining because of its remote chances of occuring.

Wow, Ari the retard is incredibly gross, why does he make noises like that?

Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!

by mike b April 25, 2005

flying camel

First you position the headboard of your bed an inch from the wall. Second, set your girl up doggystyle and make sure her head is only a few inches from the headboard. Third, as you're pounding away, her head will hit the headboard which will, in turn, hit the wall making a galloping noise. Finally, as all this is happening, wave your arms in the air and make noises like a camel.

"My girlfriend got a concussion last night when we tried out the flying camel"

by Mike B April 19, 2005

guns akimbo

Use of two weapons of the same type, usually one in each hand.

That guns akimbo cheat owns!

by mike b June 5, 2003

insurgent

term used by liberals instead of terrorist to avoid demeaning the rebellious and violent defenders of Saddam Hussein's regime

The Marines went in and lit up some insurgents who were really terrorists but we can't call them that.

by Mike B December 2, 2004

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

spina

a bleach blond pizza face anime kid who is extremely talented at drawing. he also hates new metal kids and wears suspenders.

Look at that spina at his locke.

by mike b January 30, 2005

flabis

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.

It also is a very bad cuss word.

1. after the doctor cut off the fat, it was considered flabis.
2. you flabis head

by mike b February 20, 2005