Miguel's definitions

gunshot

A crap that shoots out of your butt at high velocity. see popper and crap

Ay chingado, acaba de hacer un gunshot, se salió como un pinche revolver

by Miguel January 4, 2004

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

conquistador

Someone whos sexually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy.

Chaznard is a Conquistador

by miguel November 1, 2004

boots

Rasta workd meaning Condoms. Can also in some cases literally mean shoes.

Dat ooman urged mi to wear some boots before i hit mi agony

by Miguel April 13, 2004

buddy

Rasta meaning male genitals

mi buddy need to go to da washroom

by Miguel April 13, 2004

box of chocolate poop

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

by miguel March 7, 2005

Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

by Miguel June 23, 2003