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analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.
yo biatch, go clean your analcake.
by miguel May 13, 2005
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ra

A Really shitty pseudo-Asian, California-inspired Sushi restaurant that plays trendy non-Asian music during meals.
Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Hey Bra, let's do to RA!
by Miguel April 1, 2005
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pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!
by miguel May 24, 2004
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al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.
Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)
by Miguel March 20, 2004
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kickin' chickens

Miguel: "What up G-Money?!"
G-Money: "You know me, just kickin' chickens"
by Miguel June 20, 2004
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Peniotis

A small penis; one of little size and mass.
Kalivas has a peniotis.
by Miguel February 15, 2004
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bald head

A Rasta label for one who is too caught up with the evil system—Babylon. Also is anyone who is a non-dreadlocks; usually white people.
Dat bwoy betta stop conversing wit em bald heads.
by Miguel April 13, 2004
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