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stealth mode

the act of having sex while keeping your clothes on. Girl lifts up her skirt and the guy drops his zipper. Commonly done on a downstairs couch if the parents are home.
Goin stealth mode is a real nice way to have sex if you're worried about the folks comin down.
by Miguel May 13, 2005
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analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.
yo biatch, go clean your analcake.
by miguel May 13, 2005
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pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!
by miguel May 24, 2004
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cock block

When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies
Jon Dejesues
aka animegamer
by miguel June 6, 2004
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kickin' chickens

Miguel: "What up G-Money?!"
G-Money: "You know me, just kickin' chickens"
by Miguel June 20, 2004
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mizzle

That guy is a huge mizzle.
by Miguel June 30, 2004
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conquistador

Someone whos sexually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy.
Chaznard is a Conquistador
by miguel November 1, 2004
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