Miguel's definitions

jade fire

The best f'in band in the world - or at least new jersey.
Ska-Punk-Core-Glory

I saw jade fire yesterday and they were so good i shat myself

by miguel September 3, 2003

max 300

not much to say here except...this song is one of the hardest songs on ddr ever. clocking in at a blazing fast 300bpm it is also one of the fastest songs,which stays at 300bpm throughout the entire thing. As a 10 footer it will keep your feet moving at their fastest almost the entire time.

i've passed this song 81 times with a B on heavy mode and one time with an A. my highest combo was 332.

by Miguel January 12, 2005

splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo

After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.

by Miguel January 4, 2004

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

box of chocolate poop

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

by miguel March 7, 2005

Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

by Miguel June 23, 2003

Litany

When someone, especially a girl - rambles on about nothing, self-impressed with her cleverness and wit.

Damn, Litany - shut the hell up.

by Miguel February 25, 2005