11 definitions by Midwestrn Soldier

The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.
AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression?
AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM!
AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files!
by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004
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the proper way to pronounce "Penguin". This is most commonly heard in Pennsylvania and the Midwest. (It's cute.)
I wanna go to da zoo and see some tigers, gorillas, and pain-gwens.
by Midwestrn Soldier November 15, 2004
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Actually, the closest inspiration for the Empire State Building was the Rand Building in Buffalo, both of which were designed by the architectural firm Shreve, Lamb & Harmon. The Carew Tower was designed by Walter W. Ahlschlager. Plus, the Empire State Building is also brown; it is clad in the same Indiana limestone that the Carew Tower is.
I wish that I were big enough to use the Carew Tower as a dildo.
by Midwestrn Soldier March 28, 2005
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This is another name for "cops" or the "police". It is of hip-hop/rap culture origins, and is one of my favorite words. Hearing this word can often make one laugh as well.
(From Trick Daddy's THUG HOLIDAY)
"....what would I be without my guns? How could I get away from tha po-po's..."
by Midwestrn Soldier October 17, 2004
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