Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

AOL

The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.

AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression?
AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM!
AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files!

by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004

Fuk

One word that is edited by abbreviated hacker language It can, of course, be used in all the different grammatical forms, including:
Fuk:v. to fuck, adj. used in frustation
Fukin:adj. EX: i hate this fukin school
Fuked:v. to do someone, adj. despair
Fuker:n. someone that you really dislike

A Question: Wanna kno my fukin name

by Midwestrn Soldier October 18, 2004

realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants; whether it be good Yo Mama jokes, real Act II popcorn and not a grocery store generic brand, Tide detergent and not some cheap imitation, or even an official major league baseball bat.

www.Joke-Pages.com: User-submitted Your Yo Mama Jokes: 'Bryant Gambrell'
"I'm back bitches! Check out page 233 for the realness! But anyway, yo mama so big she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun."

by Midwestrn Soldier October 16, 2004

Kentucky

the most Southern of Northern States. A lot of people in the Deep South seem to hate us; but many upper Northerners make fun of us as if we are a joke. Well, the latter is quite uninformed. They apparently do not know that we were on their side during the Civil War, as well as about 45% or more of the state population being Unionist, and hating (me) or disagreeing with the idea of the Southern Confederacy today. In addition the "official" Northerners do not realize that Pennsylvanians travelled down the Ohio River to settle much of northern and western Kentucky. Even a few New Yorkers made their new homes in the Commonwealth.

People think that we are the South because they don't realize that there is Southern influence (influence being the keyword) here, which is moderated by the sister states of Indiana and Ohio to the North. Missouri and Illinois are both full of Southern influence and are on a lower line of latitude than us, but they call it the Midwest. Why wouldn't that make us the same.

by Midwestrn Soldier September 15, 2004