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A Maywood is an unlucky reaction to facial hair some women may have. It occurs on the inner thighs, and is therefore caused by receiving oral sex from someone with huge sideburns or a large beard. It looks like a normal rash, presenting the standard red and white pigment change. It is easily cured with either a cream, or simply shaving the beard off.
Ahh no, i got maywood, best not wear my bikini today
by Micromark March 6, 2011
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