4 definitions by MickyC

Hunchback

Someone who irons their shirts over a Wok

Carl G, he's a daft bell ringing twat!

by MickyC February 15, 2005

Charver

The all too familiar sight of male and female teens with an IQ of approximately One,that are now found on every street corner of every town in every city in the UK. Wearing normally blue n white striped jumpers, Burberry caps, daft tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks and normally a fake pair of Rockports or tacky trainers.. The girls are equally as bad, zero dress sense and earings a dolphin could leap through. These Cretins normally smoke and drink their heads off every night, which is fine, cos with a bit of luck, they'll all die soon!!

'ere, can u get me some cigs from the shop, i cant get served mate?'
"No, fuck off"

by MickyC February 15, 2005

Tits

The Best thing on a woman

Look at the tits on that!

by MickyC March 5, 2005

Chancer

Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

"He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer"

by MickyC February 15, 2005