Mickey Darling's definitions

Rocky Road

a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.

Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.

tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

spacemance

a Myspace romance.

can you believe all the spacemance going on?

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

kuma sutra

a discontinued 80's B movie that Roddy Piper was going to star in instead of Hell Comes To Frogtown

i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

space ghosting

is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.

space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.

Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009