girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
Get the Drunk on Restasismug. by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
Get the do you mind?mug. an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
Get the Smut Pedallermug. a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
Get the Telepathetic Powersmug. when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
Get the red wormingmug. you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
Get the spilled some dumbass on yourselfmug. Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.
Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!
totally flawesome.
Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!
by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009
Get the Flawesomemug.