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Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.
i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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cherry vanilla

aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
duuude, what the hell is that smell?

is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?

oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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splincision

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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kuma sutra

a discontinued 80's B movie that Roddy Piper was going to star in instead of Hell Comes To Frogtown
i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.
damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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