Mickey Darling's definitions

spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

splincision

a split decision with master precision.

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.

we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.

what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009