Mickey Darling's definitions

Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.

tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009

twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.

Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

do you mind?

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.

Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

spacemance

a Myspace romance.

can you believe all the spacemance going on?

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

kuma sutra

a discontinued 80's B movie that Roddy Piper was going to star in instead of Hell Comes To Frogtown

i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009