Mickey Darling's definitions
aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
duuude, what the hell is that smell?
is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?
oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?
oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the cherry vanillamug. is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the straddling the fence to the spirit worldmug. a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Water Buffalomug. a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.
did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Kryptonitemug. a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Kenneth Parnellmug. a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the police scannermug. girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Drunk on Restasismug.