Mickey Darling's definitions

Flawesome

flawless and awesome = Flawesome

Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.

Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.

what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

McCleaning

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.

i haven't had a bowel movement in 4 days.

i need some exlax..

dude you need a McCleaning!!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.

i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

space ghosting

is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.

space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.

Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009