Definitions by Mickey Darling
Professor Falken
a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
Professor Falken by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Telepathetic Powers
a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
Telepathetic Powers by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Telepathetic Powers
a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
Telepathetic Powers by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Smut Pedaller
an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
Smut Pedaller by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Smut Pedoler
did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?
yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.
yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.
Smut Pedoler by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Kenneth Parnell
a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
why not?
because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
Kenneth Parnell by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
stepped in a puddle of dumbass
stepped in a puddle of dumbass by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009