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is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
duuude, what the hell is that smell?
is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?
oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?
oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit
world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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