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Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Water Buffalomug.

twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the twodaymug.
an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.
that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the stepped in a puddle of dumbassmug.

spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
mugGet the spilled some dumbass on yourselfmug.

Smut Pedaller

an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?

she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Smut Pedallermug.

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Telepathetic Powersmug.

spacemance

can you believe all the spacemance going on?
by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
mugGet the spacemancemug.

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