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a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Get the stepped in a puddle of dumbass mug.when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
Get the pencil jockeying mug.some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
what's wrong with Prox?
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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