Mickey Darling's definitions

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

do you mind?

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.

Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

McCleaning

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.

i haven't had a bowel movement in 4 days.

i need some exlax..

dude you need a McCleaning!!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009