McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
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spacemance

can you believe all the spacemance going on?
by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009
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twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009
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Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.
i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.
by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009
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Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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Rocky Road

a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.
Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!
by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009
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