Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Tww

Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.

(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)

Fat bozo: Hello.

Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?

Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

The Package

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022