Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Baking

With baking you can make delicious things. Baking is a difficult process, but with the click of a button you can turn all your ingredients into one baked good. There are different kinds of baking as well. There's normal baking, which is the most common baking. You can also get color baking, for baking the color, hardness baking for baking the roughness, glossy baking for baking metal, and displacement baking for cooking the displacement. You can get many other kinds of baking, but those 5 are the most common types used by bakers. Once all their ingredients are plugged into material output they can bake some delicious goods. The smell of Christmas fills the room once the goods finish baking. Cooking speed is dependent on your cooking devices’ power. Every cooking device will yield the same result, but at different speeds.

Yesterday I plugged a ton of ingredients into material output, and baked 4 delicious wood maps.

Andrew Price himself is a professional at all kinds of baking.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Arshya Fanipour

Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.

Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!

He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 16, 2022

Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Bool Tool

The “Bool Tool” similar to the boolean modifier is pronounced “buuul choool” Despite its pronunciation it is a very powerful tool that has a better handling and visual presentation than the boolean modifier. The Bool Tool is a free plugin, and once you’ve bought it from your local store, you can plug it into your computer and work with the Bool Tool. Bool Tools work best when plugged into your blender and not your computer, specifically a Ninja Blender. It is actually intended to be used with your blender, and not your computer. When plugged into your computer there isn’t much you can do with the Bool Tool, but when you welcome the pixels, anything can be done on your computer with the Bool Tool.

I bought the Bool tool yesterday, and made some delicious looking smoothies with it

The free blender addon, the buuul choool.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022