Michael Hyperwebster's definitions
Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.
Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
Get the Lothorlitnghamrmug. A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
Get the The Packagemug. The “Bool Tool” similar to the boolean modifier is pronounced “buuul choool” Despite its pronunciation it is a very powerful tool that has a better handling and visual presentation than the boolean modifier. The Bool Tool is a free plugin, and once you’ve bought it from your local store, you can plug it into your computer and work with the Bool Tool. Bool Tools work best when plugged into your blender and not your computer, specifically a Ninja Blender. It is actually intended to be used with your blender, and not your computer. When plugged into your computer there isn’t much you can do with the Bool Tool, but when you welcome the pixels, anything can be done on your computer with the Bool Tool.
I bought the Bool tool yesterday, and made some delicious looking smoothies with it
The free blender addon, the buuul choool.
The free blender addon, the buuul choool.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
Get the Bool Toolmug. The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
Get the Texas fat man IQmug. Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.
(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023
Get the Twwmug. Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
Get the Shhhmokemug. An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.
A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
Get the Boner Oilmug.