Mia's definitions

Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

by Mia May 13, 2005

boff

short for boffin

ur sch a boff

by mia October 25, 2003

poontang

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.

Get that penis out of my poontang!

by Mia April 6, 2005

Brown

an East Indian person

That was her brown boyfriend Sanjay

by mia December 28, 2002

buzz call

A method to determine who is drunk or stoned while still trying to keep it a secret from adult or authority figures. One person calls out "Buzz call" and anyone who is drunk of stoned replies "buzzzzz".

B: "Buzz call"
A, C, and D: "Buzzzzz"

by Mia April 6, 2006

Beyonce

a good girl

she puts cussions in to make her ass look bigger

by mia October 22, 2003

strait edge

One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.

That kid is so strait edge that he's never even had chocolate.

by Mia January 21, 2005