7 definitions by Methodical
The art of modifying factory original parts in a vehicle in order to achieve greater performance and or fuel economy. This is done without adding any or very few aftermarket performance parts. In fact sometimes parts are simply removed. One will simply modify what is already there hence the vehicle is stockified.
by Methodical December 3, 2015
Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.
by Methodical March 31, 2015
The opposite of farfegnugen. It is used to describe the feeling one may experience while driving a Volkswagen when it breaks down or is totally destroyed in an accident.
I was driving along feeling farfegnugen, then suddenly the car broke down in the middle of nowhere and I felt farfegfucked.
by Methodical April 1, 2015
A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.
Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward.
by Methodical October 5, 2004
The metal plastic and spandex infused wad of meat that is the remains of some asshole who rudely rode his bicycle in the middle of the street impeding traffic even though there is a bike lane. He was probably hit by a truck when he suddenly turned without looking behind or signaling.
by Methodical September 6, 2016
Any Subaru model with a "WRX" logo on the back. Can usually be seen being driven by some dousche bag aged between 16 to 25 wearing a gold chain, a FUBU or AF tee shirt and an obnoxious hat with a straight brim. The car usually has some kind of horrible exhaust modification that makes it sound similar to the helicopter noises a toddler would make. The loud ass stereo is most definitely more valuable than the car and usually plays some kind of mumble rap even though the driver is quite pigmentally challenged. Most of the time the car can be easily obscured from view due to a massive cloud of vapour enveloping it. This cloud is likely caused by the fake electric cigarette hanging from the drivers mouth, a failed head gasket or both. One should avoid close proximity to these vehicles in traffic due to the drivers complete inability to drive sensibly.
by Methodical December 26, 2018
Abso-Fucking-Lutely. Meaning the most absolute. Can also be used to express agreement enthusiastically.
I absofuckinglutely love beer!
You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!
You are absofuckinglutely right!
Are you coming to the party tonight? Absofucinglutely!
by Methodical February 19, 2017