3 definitions by Meteorox

Danica Patrick

An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.

Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!

by Meteorox May 16, 2011

Hedgehog

A female (usually ugly) who refuses to shave her pubes.

Oh man, it was a jungle down there! What a hedgehog

by Meteorox May 16, 2011

Ify

A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.

I told Ify she looks great today. Probably saved about a pint of blood.

by Meteorox May 16, 2011