Metallicajunkie's definitions

The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were

I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Bump Buddies

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time

I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Milk Warfstache

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache

Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Pantless Thundergoose

The internet's name for an ostrich

It would be awesome to ride a pantless thundergoose

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Mick Foley

A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing

Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018