Metallicajunkie's definitions

Al Sharpton

One of the many famous people who give their own race a bad name

Al Sharpton is a racist asshole

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Barrel

1: A wooden container normally used to hold gallons of white people happy juice (AKA wine)

2: The part of a gun the bullet comes out of

3: A type of roll that is most easily done when behind the wheel of an Arwing (Rest in Peace Rick May)

4: To run at top speed with zero disregard for anyone or anything in front of you, and to have little concern for making contact with them

5: Pewdiepie's mortal enemies (back when Pewdiepie was fun to watch)

Fox: Enemies are straight ahead, what should we do!?
Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

by Metallicajunkie April 30, 2020

Pig Roast

A comedy event where comedians get together, and make fun of police officers

Guy 1: Oh man, that Pig Roast was fucking hilarious!
Guy 2: I know right!? You see how mad that cop got? That was classic!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Dead Man's Party

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door

I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Double R Jump

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track

Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018