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Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.
I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Danger Dolan

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.
I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
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Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body
Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??
by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018
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Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date
I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep
Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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