Metallicajunkie's definitions

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them

Only a fool would trust a politician

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

If You Seek Amy

A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns

I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Hoochie

A woman who happens to be virginity intolerant

Why did you invite that hoochie Shayna to the party? She is such a freaking skank!

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Litigation

What 99.9% of today's modern hip hop and R&B singers find themselves tied up in

This just in, rapper Lil Boosie finds himself in litigation again after punching out a fan at one of his concerts

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Momo

A disturbing figure depicted as a Japanese woman with huge bulging eyes, a terrifying smile, long, black Grudge style hair, a small, armless torso, and large bird like legs. Momo is actually an art project made by a Japanese college student, but the project has now become known as a modern day Creepypasta monster. It's said that Momo has an online page, and if you contact her through it, she may just answer you back, but be warned, doing so can have DIRE consequences. All and all, it's just another figure used to scare people, not much else

I called Momo at 3:00 last night, I'm leaving the country in about an hour

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018