Metallicajunkie's definitions

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

LS Band

An LS Band is a musical group that has changed members more frequently then a model changes panties, the LS stands for "Lazy Suzanne", as a Lazy Suzanne spins around and presents you with a totally different thing all the time, like how these bands choose a different member constantly. Another way to describe an LS Band, is an RD Band (RD stands for "Revolving Door")

Lazy Suzanne Bands include:
Lynyrd Skynyrd
W.A.S.P.
Guns N' Roses
and Black Sabbath

You guys would be more believable if you weren't an LS Band, pick some members and STAY WITH THEM!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila

Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Danger Dolan

A Youtuber from Australia who also happens to be YouTube's King of Countdown videos, Danger Dolan is the owner of the channel Planet Dolan, where along with countdown videos, Dolan also recants true stories told to him by people either on Reddit or in the comment section. When Dolan is unavailable, his fellow Planet Dolan brethren do videos as well, this brethren includes Dolan's Mysterious Brother, Hellbent, Pringle, Doopie, Melissa and Nixxiom.

I'm Danger Dolan, and today, I will be your narrator

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Manbun

The most stupid and ridiculous male hairstyle to sweep pop culture since Sanjaya's mohawk.

I see you have a manbun...*grabs a pair of scissors* I'LL SAVE YOU!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018