Metallicajunkie's definitions

Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

MTV

A TV channel that was once defined by showing awesome and entertaining music videos, concerts and live performances made by talented artists in music. Now it's nothing but an asinine joke defined by teenage pregnancy, annoying Italian Americans, and completely shitty noise disguised as music videos (which RARELY make appearances).

I wouldn't watch MTV even if you paid me

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Miley's Law

A law that was put into place in 2013 that protects foam fingers from any form of sexual harassment or sexual assault, named in honor of a foam finger, who because of a horrifying assault on live TV, is still in therapy to this day

Millions of foam fingers will be safe, thanks to Miley's Law

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Vouge

A dance popularized by singer Madonna, which involves waving your hands around in fancy ways. Much like Madonna herself, the dance is also incredibly popular amongst the LBGT community

You call that dancing? Girl, let me show you the Vouge and THEN we'll see what you got

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Osama Bin Cheeto

Donald Trump

So, what did Osama Bin Cheeto do to further damage our country?

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Hoochie

A woman who happens to be virginity intolerant

Why did you invite that hoochie Shayna to the party? She is such a freaking skank!

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018