Metallicajunkie's definitions

Chun-Li

A female character from Street Fighter 2 who is often viewed as the Queen of Fighting Games. Chun-Li is a Chinese policewoman who hails from Hong Kong, and practices Kung-Fu. As many people know, her most striking feature are her muscular legs, which she uses to deliver a blinding flurry of powerful kicks to attack her opponents with. Chun-Li is also able to shoot blasts of energy from her hands, which she calls Kikoken, and incorporates many acrobatic, high flying moves into her moveset that gives her a further edge over her opponents. Chun-Li personality wise is very sweet natured and loyal to her allies, she also possesses a strong sense of justice, as she won't stand for seeing people take advantage of others. Chun-Li's most recent appearance was in Street Fighter V, where she apparently has enough alternate costumes to fill a wardrobe the size of Texas, not that many male players complain that is.

I'd advise not picking a fight with Chun-Li, it's better that you go home and be a family man

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Herculeisure

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)

Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Corona

What Mexicans drink when they run out of tequila

Jesus dude, how many Coronas did you drink? You look totally wasted!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Busta Rhymes

The rap singer who beat up Michael Myers (not one of Mike's prouder moments)

Remember when Busta Rhymes kicked Michael Myers' ass? That was hilarious!

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018