Metallicajunkie's definitions

Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Fisherman's Dwarf

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Chibi

A smaller and cutesier version of a famous anime/video game/comic book character, often looking just like the character themselves, but with large puppy dog eyes, inviting smiles, and on some occasions, arms and legs that end in finger and toeless nubs. Pretty much the Mini Me of the fan art community

Which one is cuter, the chibi version of Chun-Li, or Princess Peach?

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

You're Not Perfect

The name for without a doubt the most disturbing scene in the series Courage the Cowardly Dog......

I can't sleep ever seeing that fucked up You're Not Perfect scene.......

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Bimble

A combination of the words "big" and "nimble", usually used to describe a person who is rather large, but is still light on their feet to an impressive degree, most of time it involves said bimble dancing

Wow, Mark's 300 pounds, yet he can outdance anyone! He's a real bimble!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Mick Foley

A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing

Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018