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Sand Face

This describes a white person who, with the use of a fake beard and deep tan foundation, dresses up and portrays a person of Arab descent, like black face for African-Americans, or yellow face for Asians. An example of someone performing sand face is actor Sacha Baron Cohan's role as Admiral-General Aladeen in the 2012 comedy movie, The Dictator
Doing sand face in the Middle East is like yelling "BOMB!" at an airport, it's a bad idea all around
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!
by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018
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Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)
Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!
by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018
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Chun-Li

A female character from Street Fighter 2 who is often viewed as the Queen of Fighting Games. Chun-Li is a Chinese policewoman who hails from Hong Kong, and practices Kung-Fu. As many people know, her most striking feature are her muscular legs, which she uses to deliver a blinding flurry of powerful kicks to attack her opponents with. Chun-Li is also able to shoot blasts of energy from her hands, which she calls Kikoken, and incorporates many acrobatic, high flying moves into her moveset that gives her a further edge over her opponents. Chun-Li personality wise is very sweet natured and loyal to her allies, she also possesses a strong sense of justice, as she won't stand for seeing people take advantage of others. Chun-Li's most recent appearance was in Street Fighter V, where she apparently has enough alternate costumes to fill a wardrobe the size of Texas, not that many male players complain that is.
I'd advise not picking a fight with Chun-Li, it's better that you go home and be a family man
by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018
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Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland
That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
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Brett Kavanaugh

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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Miss Bum Bum

A beauty contest held in Brazil, where the women competing are judged by how sexy their butts look
I was at the Miss Bum Bum contest yesterday, I am SO GOING AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
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