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Joe Kenda

Totally awesome guy from the Investigation Discovery show Homicide Hunter. Joe is a former Colorado Springs police detective who has managed to solve over 400 homicides throughout his career, before retiring in the mid 90's. Joe's great to listen to, because when recanting the cases he's solved, he doesn't add any extra fluff, and tells you like it is, short sweet and to the point.
I'm Detective Joe Kenda, I've solved over 400 homicides, if you kill.....I WILL find you....
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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Jubilant

Something that Los Angeles Dodger fans happen to be at this particular moment
Guy: You look rather jubilant Mike? How come?
Mike: THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE SERIES, THAT'S WHY!!!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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Mixed Bag

Used to describe a pregnant woman who is carrying two or more children that are each a different ethnicity, an example of a mixed bag would be a woman pregnant with a white, black, Hispanic and Asian baby at the same time
My mom was a real mixed bag, I have a black brother and a Lebanese sister
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
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Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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The Ring

A terribly overrated horror movie that is more of a crime thriller then a true horror movie
Do we have to watch The Ring? It's so BORING!
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Eminem

One of the most legendary and controversial rappers to come out of the 90's. Well known for his songs that involve aggressive, really violent and outrageously misogynistic lyrics, which has garnered him much controversy in the past.

Also one of the few rappers to have won an Academy Award for Best Original Song, won for his song Lose Yourself, from the movie 8 Mile. Despite his prickly exterior, it's also known that Eminem is a doting father to his daughters, he even skipped the Academy Awards show where he won his Oscar, to instead spend time with his kids, at the time where he was announced the winner, he and his daughters had fallen asleep while watching cartoons.
You gotta respect Eminem for how much he loves his kids, he's an awesome dad
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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T.A.N.T.A.

An acronym that stands for "That Asshole Nobody Talks About" usually meant to refer to a person who did something incredibly shitty or horrible and is no longer mentioned by others who knew and associated with them, effectively making them an outcast. Usually if a TANTO's name is mentioned, others will respond with simple quotes such as "We don't talk about them..."
Person 1: Why hasn't Mike come to any of our club meetings anymore?
Person 2: He's a T.A.N.T.A., we don't talk about him anymore
Person 1: Why, what did he...
Person 2: *glares* WE DON'T...TALK ABOUT HIM...ANYMORE...
Person 1: Okay O_O
by Metallicajunkie April 29, 2020
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