Metallicajunkie's definitions

Sand Face

This describes a white person who, with the use of a fake beard and deep tan foundation, dresses up and portrays a person of Arab descent, like black face for African-Americans, or yellow face for Asians. An example of someone performing sand face is actor Sacha Baron Cohan's role as Admiral-General Aladeen in the 2012 comedy movie, The Dictator

Doing sand face in the Middle East is like yelling "BOMB!" at an airport, it's a bad idea all around

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Beef

It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Deep Web

A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web

When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Uberplayed

A defining term for a popular song that has been overplayed, but to such an extent the mere mention of it
now conjures up thoughts of doing terrible things to the person who sang it

Examples include:
Breathe by Faith Hill
Second Chance by Shinedown
Lights by Ellie Goulding
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

So many songs get uberplayed these days, it's a wonder why I even listen to the radio to begin with

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Titanic

Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits

I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

John Lennon

A contradiction with legs

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Fetus

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018