Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Wanna Play? 

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls

Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!

Wanna Play? by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Litigation 

What 99.9% of today's modern hip hop and R&B singers find themselves tied up in

This just in, rapper Lil Boosie finds himself in litigation again after punching out a fan at one of his concerts

Litigation by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Coffin Jockey 

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

Coffin Jockey by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Nikki Bella 

The Bella twin with the bigger and faker boobs

Fan 1: Which one is Nikki Bella again?
Fan 2: Look at their tits dude
Fan 1: Oh, she's got the faker of the two, that's right

Nikki Bella by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Butt Chug 

A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery

Hayden decided to butt chug some Budweiser, now he can't even tell if he's human or not

Butt Chug by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Trouser Mountain 

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

Trouser Mountain by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Hoochie 

A woman who happens to be virginity intolerant

Why did you invite that hoochie Shayna to the party? She is such a freaking skank!

Hoochie by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018