Metallicajunkie's definitions

Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross

Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Four Loko

An alcoholic drink that contains a shitload of caffeine, plus it comes in a ginormous can, what could possibly go wrong you ask? Needless to say, it's now banned in most states

Don't ever drink a Four Loko before driving home, the results won't be pretty

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Orange Exodus

A way of describing the massive influx of politicians who've quit Donald Trump's cabinet and former allies of his that have since discovered just how nuts he is, and therefore, have decided to abandon ship in an effort to save their asses from either being fired or jailed

If this Orange Exodus keeps up, there'll be no one for Donald Trump to hide behind

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

P.T.

A terrifying and amazing horror game that would've been Konami's greatest achievement in horror based video gaming, but upon the announcement it had been canceled, it instead sadly became the basis for the biggest middle finger Konami has EVER given it's fanbase...assholes

Hideki Hayakawa deserves a sexual encounter with Pyramid Head for cancelling P.T.

by Metallicajunkie November 11, 2018

Sailor Roids

A slang nickname for spinach, which is reference to Popeye the Sailor (hence the name)

Oh come on! This is the fifth day we've had sailor roids for dinner!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Millennial

A generation of people who feel that everyone apparently owes them something, instead of getting their asses off of Facebook, going out and earning their way in life, rather then combing their manbuns and sucking down Soy Frappachinoes while also eating Tide Pods and bitching about illegal immigrants

That millennial cursed me out because I didn't agree with his views, fucking asshole he is

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Titus O'Neal

One of only two wrestlers who literally fell down on the job, the other being the Shockmaster of course

OMFG, Titus O'Neal just fell on his face during his entrance!! XD

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018