British Shorthair

A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
I'd like to adopt the British Shorthair, he's so cute!
by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018
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Justice

What this country is without, proof of which is the fact Kavanaugh managed to be elected
There is no justice in this country anymore
by Metallicajunkie October 09, 2018
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West Of Center

A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.

The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day
Jesus Christ, I'm not going near that guy, he's completely west of center!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)
Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!
by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018
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Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series
Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
by Metallicajunkie October 08, 2018
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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Bunyip

It's very bad, and very bold, and they tell me that it's over a thousand years old. So you'd better run home quickly, and you'd better hide very soon, or the Bunyip's going to get you, in the Bunyip moon
I'm not going out into the bush at night mate! What if the bunyip is out there!?
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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