MemesNotMorons's definitions

The Laugher

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.

Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."

by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

My Dude

When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.

"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Special-Needs

The nice way of telling someone they're a hardcore-feminist

Ashton: "Look at that special-needs dude over there!"
Matt: "...they're not special needs"
Ashton: "I mean a feminist, dude."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017