12 definitions by MemesNotMorons

Gang Rape

The misconception that this type of rape is "legal" is the joke in this definition.

Eugene: "Hehehe, I'm gonna go rape some pussy tonight ;)"
Ashton: "You retard, rape is illegal. Can't just go around announcing it like that!"
Eugene: "That's why I'm recruiting you to make it Gang Rape! There's more than 50% consent, so it's legal!"
Ashton: "Seems logical."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

My Dude

When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.

"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

fAgit

Not your everyday faggot...much gayer, much more retarded, and much, much, MUCH, more autistic.

Ashton: "Hey here comes that fAgit, Eugene. EUGEEEEEEEEEEEENE"
Matt: "You never learn..."
Eugene: "Eugenos, use Slash!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Weak Chin

Anyone who has anything resembling the thing that isn't on the bottom half of Leafy's face has little to no chin

"Weak Chin"-CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHINERY, CHIN CHIN CHEREE, NO CHIN IS LUCKY, AS LUCKY CAN BE

by MemesNotMorons February 10, 2017

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

The Laugher

That kid who follows around the kid with the canned, overused sense of humor that whines about every little thing, and The Laugher, (hence the name) laughs at whatever his rabbi says to make them feel better about their pathetic comedic relief.

Michael: "Jesus, what is with all these kids saying 'Fight me' and not doing anything? Pisses me off! If you're going to swing, SWING!"
The Laugher: *bursts out laughing*
Everyone Else: "It's a joke. They don't mean they want to really swing you fucking tard."

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.

Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017