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Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
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A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table
Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
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