Melissa's definitions

grush

1)When a straight girl has a non-sexual "crush" on another girl; idolization.

2)One who is the object of such an infatuation.

"My friend owns every Gwenyth movie ever made (even "Emma"). She totally has a grush on her."

"Every girl is infatuated with some other woman that she is not interested in sleeping with, whether it's a movie star or the cute bartender with the gorgeous skin. Who's your grush?"

by melissa March 2, 2005

setence

No Speller

Oi Nup Speller

by Melissa April 4, 2003

i ono

slang term for "i dont know" used on instant messenger when the person is too lazy do write the full word

person 1: what time are you going to your moms?
person 2: i ono

by melissa March 6, 2004

sanitorium

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

by Melissa October 28, 2003

fudgie

A homosexual man.

Scene in a gay bar: "Hey, check out that cute fudgie over there, I'm gonna go get his digits"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.

"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."

by Melissa January 20, 2004

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004