118 definitions by Melissa

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

What a 'Charl'

by Melissa September 2, 2003

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa January 6, 2004

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by Melissa March 15, 2005

A jet, taking you faraway. An exclamation when you wish you were somewhere else, can also be used as a verb.

'Lufthansa!'

'It was a long day with the parents and I was totally Lufthansa-ed.'

by Melissa September 4, 2003

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by Melissa August 3, 2003

I was determinated to get good grades.

by Melissa September 2, 2003