Melissa's definitions

tony's ass

to describe anything that is even remotely disgusting

"ew that pile of crap is almost as disgusting as tony's ass"

by melissa April 20, 2005

village people

Individuals who are in denial about their homosexuality.

I heard Jack likes to take it up the ass. He's one of the village people.

by Melissa August 28, 2003

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

j dub

slang for julius west used by the lady jag step team... usually said with two people in "unison" with a "ghetto twang"

on the morning announcements: GO J DUB

by melissa March 5, 2004

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

by Melissa December 19, 2003

wEva

used for "wut eva" or, which is the grammatically correct saying, "what ever."

Sam: You goin to the party?
Liz: No, the party's gonna be lame.
Sam: Weva

by MeLiSSa October 29, 2004

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005