Melissa's definitions

theeenks

Said when wanting to show appreciation, especially used by skinny, preppy females. Tends to be used by people who overuse the word "thanks"

*Skinny preppy girl sneezes*
"Bless you."
"Theeenks."

by Melissa April 21, 2005

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

gabriel damon

hottest guy EVER!!! featured on The Newsies, Robocop 2, etc. GREAT HAIR AND SEXY BODY!!!

1) no one is hotter than Gabriel Damon

by melissa April 5, 2005

dodgeball

A high impact competition in hauppauge high school that includes numerous teams which consists of 3 males and 3 females where the girls are as strong and equally competitive as the guys. We are going to dominate all the stupid sluts and hoes who think they have athletic ability but in reality are just doing it for the attention.

You dont know whats coming at you with our intense dodgeball team!

by Melissa December 14, 2004

Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

by melissa February 15, 2005

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004