Melissa's definitions

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

wank

a mo fuckin welfare check

bitch! cash dat wank!

by Melissa March 30, 2005

zip it

Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth.

"Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious."

by Melissa January 20, 2004

shittinass

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.

shittinass,the police are pullin us over

by melissa December 26, 2004

Jinx

a big time loser who loves phiillip and has short black hair and jumps around for orange and black shoes and has her own style

look at that girl shes a wanna be jinx

by melissa December 11, 2004

furface

A person with so much hair on their face they are barly recognizable.

"Susie, shave your face for cryin' out loud! You look like a furface!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004