Melissa's definitions

Apology

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

Blonde

awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!

by Melissa July 8, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003

Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

by melissa February 15, 2005

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004