Melissa's definitions

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by Melissa September 23, 2003

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

melgina

the vagina of a girl that has a name beginning with "mel"

I ate some melgina last night.

by melissa November 5, 2004

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

swenis

A large swedish penis.

Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.

by melissa December 17, 2003