Melissa's definitions

cargill

a pedophile child rapist

Cargill likes to touch little boys.

by Melissa May 31, 2003

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by Melissa September 23, 2003

shooting the shit

To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)

We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004