Melissa's definitions

chonch

A woman's crotch. Her private parts.

My chonch is itchy.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

wiggle

To shake a body part. Or those annoying crackheads on that kids show, The Wiggles

Wiggle your ass.
Those Wiggles are smoking some serious dope and trying to teach our children something. Scary.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

geektard

Kevin and Missy

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.

by Melissa June 18, 2003

Blonde

awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!

by Melissa July 8, 2003

Head

1- upper-most part of the human body that controls all bodily functions and contains the brain, at least in some specimens.
2- the process of sucking/licking either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation/orgasm occurs.
3- term used to refer to the foam on top of beer that nobody really wants.

Martha really doesnt have her head on her shoulders.

Little Johnny made his girlfriend orgasm 5 times. That night she reciprocated by giving him head as well.

Damn, what's up with all the head. You gotta learn how to pour dawg.

by melissa July 11, 2003

queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003