Melissa's definitions

crumbs

small pieces of rock cocaine

yo check out dese crumbs i got eh

by Melissa February 6, 2005

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

swenis

A large swedish penis.

Look at that guys swenis! He must be swedish.

by melissa December 17, 2003

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by Melissa September 23, 2003