Melanie's definitions

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

Coops

Slang for crazy and stupid.

That girl is so coops that she has to spray her nose to keep from going to the bathroom.

by Melanie June 19, 2006

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.

I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!

by melanie December 2, 2004

naf

1. a french pig's "oink"
2. someone who resembles a pig, whether in eating habits, mannerisms, or nostril size

1. The pigs naffed all around us as we walked through the farm.
Heather's boyfriend Erik got mad at the campers because they kept naffing at him when he jumped off the diving board, however, the title was well deserved.

by Melanie July 17, 2005