Melanie's definitions

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 9, 2004

Beat

To strike repeatedly with a blunt object. Could be fists, baseball bat, a mace, just anything blunt.

In a barbaric attack, a young man was beaten to death.

by Melanie November 5, 2003

acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 5, 2005

Elan

the coolest and sweetest singer around...she can sing, play the guitar, piano, and drums..writes all her own music..what more could you want...she's a genuis!
she's raw, honest and bursts with enough soul to blow you away...

elan defan rocks!

by melanie March 8, 2004

Golden Palace of the Himalayas

The vagina. Used in this one movie; oh, what is it... the Something Beach Memoirs. The main character, a young adolescent, used this term. He was attracted to his cousin AND his aunt by the way.

I have seen it: the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Did they let you in?

No, but I didn't storm the gates.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003