Melanie's definitions

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.

I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!

by melanie December 2, 2004

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

fuggy wudggy

someone who is cuddley and made of chocolate. They kinda look like a budda statchu(sp)

He was so fuggy wudgy today with his hershey bar all over his face. It was so cute.

by Melanie February 9, 2005

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005