Definitions by Melanie

Nothing 

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

Nothing by Melanie October 21, 2003

Tigran 

A hybrid between a humanoid and a cat.

Jim: Hey, Joe, I hear some Tigrans are in town. Wanna check 'em out?

Joe: Sure, I could use a little pussy.

Tigran by Melanie October 13, 2003

bipolar disorder 

AKA manic-depressive disorder. This is when a person gets really sad for some time, crying for no reason, contemplating suiceide, avoiding people, stuff like that. Then, one day it'll be over and they'll be all happy-go-crazy and stuff, buying a lot of stuff, turning promiscuous, and showing a general ecstacy and lack of foresight. This is a serious psychological disorder and should not be taken lightly. If you or a friend show signs of being bipolar seek help IMMEDIATELY! With proper support it is easy to treat.

Yo, when's Bipolar Bill gonna get out of his depressive phase?

I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.

bipolar disorder by Melanie October 13, 2003

orc 

A Kobaloid creature possessing great strength. Orcs usually come out at night but are not fully nocturnal. They are the second most intelligent (to Goblins) and second strongest (to trolls) Kobaloids. In general they are a society of barbaric, sociopathic warriors, but some will resort to more peaceful methods. If it suits their interests, of course. Since they are, of course, not real, use this term to refer to a stupid and brutish individual.

Tom Buchanan is such an Orc.

orc by Melanie October 10, 2003

Goblin 

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

Goblin by Melanie October 10, 2003

Modest 

To not be braggy and full of yourself

Everyone likes me.

Modest by Melanie September 5, 2003

Slash

Generally applies to fanfiction in which two males are in a relationship or together.

The best slash i've ever read was Harry/Draco.

Slash by Melanie August 5, 2003