Melanie's definitions

Cockasaurus

The hot and big cock of a Pokamoke Indian.

I wish I could suck his cockasaurus day and night.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

Tigran

A hybrid between a humanoid and a cat.

Jim: Hey, Joe, I hear some Tigrans are in town. Wanna check 'em out?

Joe: Sure, I could use a little pussy.

by Melanie October 13, 2003

orc

A Kobaloid creature possessing great strength. Orcs usually come out at night but are not fully nocturnal. They are the second most intelligent (to Goblins) and second strongest (to trolls) Kobaloids. In general they are a society of barbaric, sociopathic warriors, but some will resort to more peaceful methods. If it suits their interests, of course. Since they are, of course, not real, use this term to refer to a stupid and brutish individual.

Tom Buchanan is such an Orc.

by Melanie October 10, 2003

illidan

Perhaps my favorite Warcraft III character. Illy is a semi-demon and the leader of the Naga. Seconds in command are Kael'Thas and Lady Vashj. I like to call them the Three Junkies.

C'mon, Illidan, it's just a flesh wound. It's not over yet. Get up and kill Arthas/Ner'Zhul or Kil'Jaeden is gonna want your ass.

by Melanie October 21, 2003