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by Mel Biggs June 11, 2006
Get the spudnuts mug.The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the slimer mug.A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the cluster mug.a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the globular cluster mug.A peanut, piece of corn, or other visible particulate matter (generally assumed to be of a lighter color) residing in a piece of shit.
My slimer would have been a perfect slimer but for the proliferation of sminds in it. It looked more like a brown Big Hunk.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the smind mug.a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.
This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
Get the perfect slimer mug.A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.
I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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