Maximum exposure

One of the best reality tv shows along with Real TV because it shows natural real-life events unlike shitty, fake-ass, staged shows like Survivor.

"Net week on survivor, Rob gets attacked by a shark OMG OMG!"
*Shark turns out to be a baby that a teenager could catch*

"Next week on Maximum Exposure, see what happens when bungee jumps snap, convenience store clerks fight back, and crazy Indian dude drinks boiling cooking oil!"

by Meijer's! January 29, 2006

Altavista

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff

- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"

by Meijer's! November 11, 2005

Maury

A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.

"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"

"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"

by Meijer's! January 03, 2006

8=D

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

by Meijer's! August 10, 2005

Pukey

Nickname for a person that pukes everytime they drink.

No one invites me to their parties anymore since I'm labeled as a pukey.

by Meijer's! December 11, 2006

Carlito

A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler

Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"

by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

by Meijer's! December 05, 2005