Meech's definitions
Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.
"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the DMVmug. The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Obesemug. A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toiletmug. Let it be. To surrender to peace, not war. Accepting life on life's terms, not by our own self-limiting egos.
Her family was getting on her nerves, watching TV, not helping out with chores around the house. "Why can't they help out more? I used to get pissed, but now I just lib. Peace, dudes. I'm gonna vegetate too!!"
by Meech February 22, 2004
Get the libmug. by Meech June 10, 2005
Get the pack a lippermug. The exact oppsite of Britney Spears
by meech April 16, 2005
Get the michelle branchmug. weed bought from an african american coke adict.
also a word yelled at someone when you can't think of a better insult.
also a word yelled at someone when you can't think of a better insult.
"yo what were you thinking you werent actually going to smoke that nigweed were you?"
"yo give me the remote you fucking nigweed!"
"yo give me the remote you fucking nigweed!"
by meech July 15, 2008
Get the nigweedmug.