DMV

Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.
"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."
by Meech March 28, 2005
mugGet the DMVmug.

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 28, 2005
mugGet the Obesemug.

SHIT STIRER

one who enjoys winding others up , by pissing them off and sitting back to watch the sparks fly as they kick seven shades of shite out of each other ,,,,like my boss catherine ,,,,,,lol
by MEECH October 09, 2004
mugGet the SHIT STIRERmug.

michelle branch

An awesome singer who actually sings,writes HER OWN songs,and plays instruments.
The exact oppsite of Britney Spears
by meech April 16, 2005
mugGet the michelle branchmug.

nigweed

weed bought from an african american coke adict.

also a word yelled at someone when you can't think of a better insult.
"yo what were you thinking you werent actually going to smoke that nigweed were you?"

"yo give me the remote you fucking nigweed!"
by meech July 15, 2008
mugGet the nigweedmug.

tanker

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
by meech May 24, 2005
mugGet the tankermug.

porter potty

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.
"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"
by Meech March 28, 2005
mugGet the porter pottymug.