Meech's definitions

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

what's up joe?

A slang term originating from the west side of chicago Meaning the same as hello
but adding joe on the end. evolved from the slang term "yo" see: yo

When u see one of ur ppl that owe u sum money in the streets,
u b like: "what's up joe?"

by meech November 15, 2004

pack a lipper

To dip, use smokeless tobacco, Skoal.

The bulge in the lip explains it.

"yo frank wanna pack a lipper?"
"sure"

by Meech June 10, 2005

blacky chan

a person who's parents consist of a chinese mother and a black father. the features on a blacky chan are very scary...

"i really saw a blacky chan on the beach in NJ and it was a scary sight. i have the picture to proove it!"

"man that blacky chan eats lo mein with kool-aid, and fried chicken with saki!"

by meech May 31, 2005

burr

a slang spoken when you can know longer talk right and call beer by the name "burr"
OR
the word when a white person trys to be african american by using the "urr" at the end of the word beer

"yo 'g-dawg homie'let's go snag some burr to quench our thirst!"

"pass the burr"

by meech May 24, 2005

scranny

wen someone is so skinny u can c their bones and they have no meat.

hey look shaun is here. he is scrannied to the max

by Meech April 10, 2005