Meech's definitions

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

by Meech March 28, 2005

pack a lipper

To dip, use smokeless tobacco, Skoal.

The bulge in the lip explains it.

"yo frank wanna pack a lipper?"
"sure"

by Meech June 10, 2005

SHIT STIRER

one who enjoys winding others up , by pissing them off and sitting back to watch the sparks fly as they kick seven shades of shite out of each other ,,,,like my boss catherine ,,,,,,lol

your nothing but a shit stirring we shite

by MEECH October 9, 2004

michelle branch

An awesome singer who actually sings,writes HER OWN songs,and plays instruments.

The exact oppsite of Britney Spears

by meech April 16, 2005

Bubb Rubb

"A black man who says the whistles go wooo wooo!!! because he has a little welded piece of metal inside his muffler to make his car screechingly loud for nearly a mile. so he says the whitsles go WOOOO WOOOOO!"

Also we renamed our bubbler "bubb rubb"

"wooo wooo!"

"yo pop out the bubb rubb!"

by meech June 1, 2005

tanker

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"

by meech May 24, 2005