Me!'s definitions

philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

by Me! May 19, 2005

Jigga What/Faint

A cross between Jigga What and Faint.
Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings.

-From Collision Course

by Me! April 16, 2005

calgary

The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...

I live in the most amazing place ever, being Calgary.

by me! August 26, 2004

bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

by me! May 13, 2005

oy maloy

used to show cunfuzzlement or aggravation

"O.k what?
*other person talks*
"OY Maloy!!!!!"

by me! December 24, 2004

kidz bop

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"

by me! January 4, 2005

crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

by me! January 5, 2005