Maybelline's definitions

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

by Maybelline October 23, 2005

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

by Maybelline February 8, 2008

Christian Louboutin

One of the most popular shoe designers in the world right now. Instantly recognizable by the signature red sole. Average cost is $500-$900. Loved by celebrities and wealthy fashionistas everywhere. There are currently 3 boutiques in the USA, 2 in NYC and one in Beverly Hills.

Famous clientèles include:
Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc.

Oh and by the way, girls, your Oh Deer! Christian Louboutin knock-offs aren't fooling anyone =)

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

cunning

A word to describe someone or sometimes something thats tricky, devious, sly or shady

"I'd stay away from that cunning chap..he's pretty weird"

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

booger

Dried up mucus in the nose that nerds who had crushes on you liked to flick at you in elementry school

BOB! STOP FLICKIN boogies at me!!

EHH boogers are nasty

by Maybelline December 28, 2005