Maybelline's definitions

maury

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

Cold

1) The state of being the oopsite of hot.

2) Descibing something that wasn't nessacary to say, said to just hurt someone.

1) BRR Im cold

2) Brad- "You're just a fat pimple faced whore no one wants you"

Tommy-"Hey man, that was cold".

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

by Maybelline October 23, 2005

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

idrc

Internet abbreviation of "I don't really care"

anD23: some girl was talking about you in algebra..she was sayin how you are a slut
xxmorphinexx: you know what? people can talk all the shyt they want..idrc

by Maybelline December 28, 2005