Maybelline's definitions

maury

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

LA weight loss

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers

Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

pork chop

Someone who is fat.....

Dayum.....Sasha is a pork chop

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

mkay

Another way of saying, Okay, sometimes, if not all times, used sarcasticly

"omgz UR lyke TEH UGLY"

"Mkay"

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Amen

1- Said at the end of the prayer
2- Said in agreement

1- ...and lead us not into temptation but deliever us from evil. amen

2- Chelsea- that boy is so fine
Kiki- amen to that, sista!

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT

Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!

by Maybelline October 23, 2005