Maybelline's definitions

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

caps

When people TYPE LIKE THIS!!!! in forums usually to get attention or to express anger.

person #1-DONT MAKE FUN OF FAT PPL

person #2- Shh...use your inside voice

-caps lock.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Trismo

1-a troll and post whore on ebaumsworld forums. He since has been banned for posting too much. No one will ever forget him.
2-used to describe someone who is a post whore..which orignated from the member Trismo

1 HAHA Trismo got banned!

2- *Member to a trismo* - God, youve made 50 post today, stop posting, Trismo..or "Hey, you have posted 60 posts and made 10 new threads today, are you Trismo ressurected?"

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

Sodomy

anus sex, anal sex, pooper sex

leonardo da vinci was charged w.sodomy

by Maybelline September 24, 2005

Brokeback Mountain

A reallyy hot sexy epic love story about 2 gay cowboys who fall in love with eachother and spend years keeping it on the DL .I drove 2 hours just to see it because it wasn't out in my city yet! YUM!

Love is a force of nature.

"Brokeback Mountain"

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

Dated

1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.

1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007