Maybelline's definitions

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

spam

1) A reealy gross meat stuff thats fake and packaged in a can! EW
2) Stuff that people write online, and repeat over and over so it slows down your computer and annoys the hell out of you.

1) Mr Happy Pants: "Okay kids its time to eat spam!"
Kids: "YAY!!!"

2)
spamspamspamspamspamORLYyaRLYNOWAI
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMORLYYARLYNOWAI
BUTTSECHS!!!ORLY!!!!

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

18 wins, 1 Giant loss

A play on word used to describe the conclusion of the New England Patriots 2007 season in their loss at Super Bowl XLII. They had a perfect season coming in with 18-0 and lost to the New York Giants 17-14, hence 1 Giant loss.

18 wins, 1 Giant loss - the conclusion of the New England Patriot's near perfect season.

by Maybelline February 8, 2008

Amen

1- Said at the end of the prayer
2- Said in agreement

1- ...and lead us not into temptation but deliever us from evil. amen

2- Chelsea- that boy is so fine
Kiki- amen to that, sista!

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

mkay

Another way of saying, Okay, sometimes, if not all times, used sarcasticly

"omgz UR lyke TEH UGLY"

"Mkay"

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.

Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006