Maxwell's definitions

fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.

I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.

by Maxwell December 20, 2003

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

seven eleven punks

seven eleven punks are the kids that hang out infrount of a seven eleven and bug you when you walk into the seven eleven.. seven eleven punks make mall rats and others look better

For a Example of this goto your loco seven eleven or get Harold & kumar goto white castle on dvd and watch that

by Maxwell March 15, 2005

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

liberty rat

A liberty rat is a mall rat but without a mall so that hang out in the liberty reading MAGA books and talking..

Dam.. I hate them kids that hang out in the teen zone at the liberty there a bunch of liberty rats

by Maxwell March 15, 2005

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004