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Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them
Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
by Max86 April 22, 2010
Get the Biznatchos mug.As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
Get the Death by 1000 meetings mug.One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
by Max86 November 3, 2014
Get the credit monger mug.French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction (IFIYGD)! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
by Max86 March 31, 2015
Get the IFIYGD mug.Cigol is written as the opposite of logic, but it's not be confused with the term Illogical, because although Cigol's real meaning is based in the fact that doing what may seem the least logical, ends up having the most positive effect.
Derek: Hey lets go this way to get back home, it seems longer but lets do it anyways.
Frank: Dude, totally illogical, but whatever man, lets do it your way!
Derek: Not illogical, Cigol, the long way is the shortest.
And sure enough, as if only by chance, the longer way was the best, and shortest, as it was almost always met with having a better time, or once reaching the destination we find out the shortest way had some sort of a road closure, earth quake, football parade or the likes
Frank: Dude, totally illogical, but whatever man, lets do it your way!
Derek: Not illogical, Cigol, the long way is the shortest.
And sure enough, as if only by chance, the longer way was the best, and shortest, as it was almost always met with having a better time, or once reaching the destination we find out the shortest way had some sort of a road closure, earth quake, football parade or the likes
by Max86 June 5, 2015
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Get the AYBABTU mug.An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
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