Mavericklax4's definitions

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Tucker

A resident of the town of Mattituck on Long Island. It is also the mascot of Mattituck high school. They spend their days picking corn and sucking at basketball.

"Dude, Stony Brook rolled the Tuckers by 35 points."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.

"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Sap

The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.

Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Sapped

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.

I just sapped myself.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007