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Noun. Plural.
Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.
Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious
Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Noun. Singular.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."
by Maven April 18, 2004
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