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Wilmer

An old man who sits in a cube all day and smells his own farts. Often, he requires the use of reading glasses. Wilmer is often spotted roaming the parking lot of Target while eating a chicken sandwich.

Hey, who is that creepy old dude over there at Target? Oh..... It's just a Wilmer

by Matts28 October 17, 2014