Matthew Pryce's definitions

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

fecilate

Derived from feces, to poo.

Man, After those tacos, I gotta fecilate.

by Matthew Pryce February 2, 2004

rosebud

A really sweet-looking vagina as if blossoming like a rose.

Kathleen's supple rosebud was more than enough pussy to chow.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

Pussy Wussy

A general insult aimed at lesser men.

Don't screw with me pussy wussy.

by Matthew Pryce August 3, 2006

brown boy

1. A homosexual male who participates in anal sex.
2. One who eats feces.

1. That guy is clearly a brown boy.
2. I ate so much shit last night, call me brown boy.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004