Matthew Pryce's definitions

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

rosebud

A really sweet-looking vagina as if blossoming like a rose.

Kathleen's supple rosebud was more than enough pussy to chow.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

rock & roll ache

A ripping hang over

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

mack move

Techniques used to woo a lady into the sack.

Glen fucks so many bitches, he must have the best mack move ever.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

fecilate

Derived from feces, to poo.

Man, After those tacos, I gotta fecilate.

by Matthew Pryce February 2, 2004