121 definitions by Matthew
A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.
and waggamomma
and waggamomma
I miss and E> my waggamomma.
by Matthew January 17, 2005
by Matthew October 26, 2003
1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.
by Matthew July 25, 2003
Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?
Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
by Matthew December 23, 2003
by Matthew January 30, 2004
discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 9, 2003