121 definitions by Matthew

Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 22, 2005

cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

by Matthew May 9, 2005

bitchenfricken

Originating from the word "bitchen," which means cool, rad, awesome, bitchenfricken is most often used with "awesome," meaning something looks cool, rad, or awesome.

Dude, he looks so bitchenfricken awesome with that John Lennon haircut.

by Matthew March 22, 2005

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 9, 2003

smoke down

Michigan slang for smoking dope. Means the same thing as smoking up in the 49 other states.

Brian made a bong out of a Faygo bottle so we could smoke down

by Matthew February 5, 2005

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 17, 2003