Matthew's definitions

roflmbao

rolling on floor laughing my big ass off

boy: bitch
girl: I may be the female but you da bitch
boy: roflmbao

by Matthew December 12, 2003

ovix

cool, awesome, great, wonderfull, stuff like that.

ovix, i got an "A."

by Matthew January 29, 2004

bizlimpket

KoRn paying out limp bizket

you can never buck me up bizlimpket

by matthew April 5, 2003

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 1, 2004

posselot

Insulting word describing a lesbian woman. The contrverse of faggot.

"i swear chealsea is such a posselot"

by matthew February 14, 2005

Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

by matthew February 28, 2005

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004