Matthew's definitions

Matrix

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.

He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.

by Matthew November 14, 2003

-ykins

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

by Matthew November 14, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003