Matthew's definitions

Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

ovix

cool, awesome, great, wonderfull, stuff like that.

ovix, i got an "A."

by Matthew January 29, 2004

Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

by matthew February 28, 2005

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

incredulous

a combination of the words incredible and ridicuolous. contains both definitions

"that film was incrdulous"

by matthew February 14, 2005

flamingo

One of the many halarious words to say out loud while chilling with your friends. Other such words include the word ointment, and flaborgasted.

Hey guys, Flamingo. Flamingo!!!

by Matthew September 2, 2004