Matthew's definitions

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

knai

1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"

hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*

by Matthew July 26, 2003