Matteo's definitions

LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.

I saw this incredible lurp...

by Matteo February 23, 2005

baby boy

A term for a male in a romantic situation. The word can be used negatively or positively. Its been around for years, but has been most recently popularized by Beyonce Knowles and Destiny's Child.

From "Baby Boy" by Beyonce: 'Baby boy you stay on my mind/Fulfill my fantasies/I think about you all the time/I see you in my dreams.'

From "Rosa Parks" by Outkast: 'I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game/To stimulate then activate the left and right brain/Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut/You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what.'

by Matteo January 7, 2005

nougeouire

The white mans way to drop the n-bomb without getting a beatdown.

Yo, nougeoire, what we doin tonight?

by matteo March 23, 2004

Ares

Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"

Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!

by matteo October 9, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Ebonics for "For sure, my nigger."

Jack: "Snoop Doggy dizzle is in the hizzle."

Joe: "Fo shizzle my nizzo."

by Matteo September 16, 2003

online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.

1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.

by Matteo September 12, 2003