Matteo's definitions

define

To portray the meaning of something.

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.

1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

thank you

Phrase that expresses thanks and gratitude to the person whom it is said to.

Thank you, mother fucker.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

Ares

Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"

Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!

by matteo October 9, 2003

nougeouire

The white mans way to drop the n-bomb without getting a beatdown.

Yo, nougeoire, what we doin tonight?

by matteo March 23, 2004

jinkiest

Adjective used to describe the most fucked up of more than two things. Adapted from the interjection "Jinkys!" which was originally said by Velma on "Scooby Doo"

Thats the jinkiest pussy I ever did see.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Ebonics for "For sure, my nigger."

Jack: "Snoop Doggy dizzle is in the hizzle."

Joe: "Fo shizzle my nizzo."

by Matteo September 16, 2003