Matteo's definitions

define

To portray the meaning of something.

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

jinkiest

Adjective used to describe the most fucked up of more than two things. Adapted from the interjection "Jinkys!" which was originally said by Velma on "Scooby Doo"

Thats the jinkiest pussy I ever did see.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

Ebonics for "For sure, my nigger."

Jack: "Snoop Doggy dizzle is in the hizzle."

Joe: "Fo shizzle my nizzo."

by Matteo September 16, 2003

nougeouire

The white mans way to drop the n-bomb without getting a beatdown.

Yo, nougeoire, what we doin tonight?

by matteo March 23, 2004

online

The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

Ares

Japanese bicycle manufacturer. another word for perfection. see also "Ares Dita"

Wow that Ares is a hell of a lot better than whatever i have!

by matteo October 9, 2003