MattYouKnowWho's definitions

Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

Swass

Swamp Ass. See also Swat

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.

by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008

ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

by MattYouKnowWho April 3, 2008