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situasianal awareness

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

by MattYouKnowWho April 3, 2008

Swat

Swamp Twat. See also Swass and Marathon Snatch

When she stood up her swat left a wet mark on the bench. Gotta love hot days.

by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008