Wipeout

A place where careless adults go to embarass themselves.

Man 1: Hey, guys! I'll be going on Wipeout next week!
Man 2: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be laughing our heads off when we see you.
Man 3: Yeah, the dude's right. You'll embarass yourself.
Man 4: (watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man 3: See?
Man 1: Maybe I can sneak my twin brother on the show.
Man 2: But this is your big chance to be seen on TV.
Man 4: (still watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anybody can be on this hilarious show and have fun!
Man 1: I'll do it.

by Matt11111 December 29, 2011

Diddy Kong

When playing Mario Super Sluggers, Diddy is a guy you want on your team. With the Banana Ball and Banana Swing, he just can't be beat.

Diddy Kong is the best player you'll ever have, especially when he's the CAPTAIN of his own team, the Diddy Monkeys. Diddy is just short for Diddy Kong

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011

1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Gmail

An interesting and cool email service. You will not receive a lot of spam.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love Gmail!

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

equals

A mathematical sign that shows that the total is coming right up. Every day when you do math, the = sign is necessary.

2*100=200. (Translation: two times one hundred equals two hundred.

by Matt11111 November 27, 2011