19 definitions by Matt11111

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 April 13, 2012

Rubik's Cube

A puzzle cube that was created by Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik. There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 different scrambles for a Rubik's Cube, and 1 configuration that is right.

There are many different sizes of Rubik's Cube, and the statistic above is from a 3x3x3.

Matt: Hey, Max!
Max: Hi, Matt, can you solve my Rubik's Cube?
Matt: Well, I dunno--YES! (solves in 2 minutes)
Max: WOW! You are amazing, Matt.
Matt: Thanks. Now I have to show someone how to eat a cupcake the right way.

by Matt11111 January 3, 2014

gobbeldyguke

Nonsense. Gobbeldyguke is simple to write because you write random letters!

hfbvsbndjgvnsjkirefijnfnbvifbvjisnoifvijfdnivsnifdb vioshfjih sihfdjisv fdi nvisdnfjknfdjk nisdjfh ifn jnv njfd svfd kijn fidfi vjinfdoji isfdijv ri evi fdi vijoi vf fdifid fd nk lsndfjkfdjk nfdklsn njkfd ldfnjk klk nfk kvsknfd kfln vdfkl kvfd. What a gobbeldyguke face.

by Matt11111 December 1, 2011

hmmm

1. A term used when deciding.
2. A term used with joy.
3. A singing note.
4. Other uses.
5. Other uses.
6. Other uses

1. Hmmm.
2. Hmmm.
3. Hmmm.
4. Hmmm.
5. Hmmm.
6. Hmmm.

by Matt11111 December 28, 2011

Wink

A stupid way to blink

Wink. THAT IS SO STUPID!

by Matt11111 April 13, 2012