:-)

An emoticon showing happiness.

:-) I love playing the Wii!

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

two

The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.

one plus one equals two.

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

hmmm

1. A term used when deciding.
2. A term used with joy.
3. A singing note.
4. Other uses.
5. Other uses.
6. Other uses

1. Hmmm.
2. Hmmm.
3. Hmmm.
4. Hmmm.
5. Hmmm.
6. Hmmm.

by Matt11111 December 30, 2011

Friggatriskaidekaphobia

The fear of Friday the thirteenth. The Frigga is for Friday, the triskai is for 3, the deka means 10, so triskaideca means 13, and phobia is the fear.

Guy 1: So what's up?
Guy 2: What date is it?
Guy 3: Friday the thirteenth.
Guy 4: Anyone here have friggatriskaidekaphobia?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 4: Not me.
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy 3: None of us.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 02, 2012

Wink

A stupid way to blink

Wink. THAT IS SO STUPID!

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012