Matt11111's definitions

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis

A lung disease obtained by inhaling volcanic dust.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliocovolcanoconeosis OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! I JUST SPELLED THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH!

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

hmmm

1. A term used when deciding.
2. A term used with joy.
3. A singing note.
4. Other uses.
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by Matt11111 December 30, 2011

loomine

A new word I made up. It is another word for "Book".

Man 1: I just started reading this awesome loomine.
Man 2: Loomine?
Man 3: I was with this guy when he got the loomine. It means "book."
Man 4: You should have gotten it from the context.
Man 2: Yeah.
Man 1: Anyhow, let's read the loomine.
Man 3: We're in.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Wipeout

A place where careless adults go to embarass themselves.

Man 1: Hey, guys! I'll be going on Wipeout next week!
Man 2: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, we'll be laughing our heads off when we see you.
Man 3: Yeah, the dude's right. You'll embarass yourself.
Man 4: (watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Man 3: See?
Man 1: Maybe I can sneak my twin brother on the show.
Man 2: But this is your big chance to be seen on TV.
Man 4: (still watching Wipeout) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anybody can be on this hilarious show and have fun!
Man 1: I'll do it.

by Matt11111 December 29, 2011

gobbeldyguke

Nonsense. Gobbeldyguke is simple to write because you write random letters!

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by Matt11111 December 1, 2011

1

A very boring number made up of two halves, three thirds and stuff.

1 + 1 = 2. Wow. that was educational.

by Matt11111 November 24, 2011

Rubik's Cube

A puzzle cube that was created by Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik. There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 different scrambles for a Rubik's Cube, and 1 configuration that is right.

There are many different sizes of Rubik's Cube, and the statistic above is from a 3x3x3.

Matt: Hey, Max!
Max: Hi, Matt, can you solve my Rubik's Cube?
Matt: Well, I dunno--YES! (solves in 2 minutes)
Max: WOW! You are amazing, Matt.
Matt: Thanks. Now I have to show someone how to eat a cupcake the right way.

by Matt11111 January 3, 2014