7 definitions by Matt-Morgan9000

Floppy Disk

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Foreigner

A halfway decent band that Trump keeps saying he's going to kick out of the country for some reason.

Man, did you hear Trump's going to kick out Foreigner!?

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return

I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Leather Rub

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017