Matt Miller's definitions

black mass

The rite "black" witches were said to hold to parody the Catholic mass. They often said segments of a normal mass backward, used humans for altars, and generally insulted and perverted Catholicism.

A: Somebody said some witches held a black mass the other night.
B: That's shit, it never happens anymore.

by Matt Miller August 21, 2005

morning star

The meaning of Lucifer's name. This is because, although the morning star may be the first light of dawn, the sun (God) eventually rises and makes the other stars obsolete in its brilliance. Ironically, both Jesus and Mary are also called morning star.

O Morning Star, thou art...

by Matt Miller July 22, 2004

seraphim

Plural for seraph, the highest rank of the angel hiearchy. It is commonly mistranslated as the singular form of the word. The seraphim are the 'burning ones,' and sing day and night praises to God before God's throne. They have six wings and supposedly move too quickly for mortals to see.

That painting is of the seraphim before God.

by Matt Miller January 31, 2005

beelzebub

Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil.

You cast out devils by Beelzebub, chief of devils. (Accusation made toward Jesus, meaning he casts out devils by calling upon Satan.)

by Matt Miller May 28, 2004

Furcadia

A relatively popular MMORPG, where you play as a furre, or cross between a certain animal and human. Such slang as 'twink' (unfair roleplay) and 'yiff' (sexual roleplay) are used. Instead of gaining experience and stats, you roleplay, meaning you create a character and make them interact with other characters. There are several guilds, or medieval-esque organizations, to join and RP. You can attack other people's guilds, ally with them, etc. Very fun.

My character fought some twink the other day named Karo HellShade. Ugh.

by Matt Miller May 31, 2004

Wolloberry

A special berry only found in Willoughby,Ohio used for cream cheese at Bruegers Bagels.

I'd like a bagel with a side of Wolloberry

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004

Bevelution

To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)

Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004