Matt Huff's definitions

blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.

Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

japaspanish

A mix of the japanese and spanish languages in the same word, sentence, or phrase.

This new unique form of language originated by Abb on Dec 4, 2010.

Tachidatumoto - means ur bike is cool in japaspanish

by Matt Huff December 4, 2010

Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :

"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve

by Matt Huff April 17, 2008

iFlush

the newest Apple product that lets you choose up to 5 ringtones from over 6,000,000 iTunes songs which are activated upon flushing the toilet!

I just changed one of my iFlush ringtones to "Everyday I'm Hustlin"

by Matt Huff September 15, 2010

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.

Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009