49 definitions by Matt Huff

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

veenis

similar to weenis but it's the skin where the arm bends at the elbow joint on the inside of the arm where it makes a V shape

the veenis is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury

by Matt Huff December 10, 2010

incestors

Ancestors who are incest.

When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.

Queen Victoria is not very fond of her incestors or her son and daughter's incestry

by Matt Huff October 27, 2009

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 31, 2017

ostrogen

The Estrogen of an Ostrich.

Remember that fat girl with the long neck and the small head at high school who had extremely high ostrogen levels?

Yeah, just throw some feathers on the bitch and she'd be an ostrich herself.

by Matt Huff January 4, 2011

queerdrum

A gay eardrum that tends to only hear things that are queer or homosexual.

A person with a queerdrum usually turns normal conversations into something sexual pertaining to a dick, a penis, or an ass.

Girl: "You're not using your pick right on the E string."
Guy: "He's not using his dick right on his G-string?"
Girl: "There you go again listening from your queerdrum again.."

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))

Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?

by Matt Huff October 9, 2010