Matt Huff's definitions

Hash Cab

Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.

The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.

This especially works best after hotboxing.

Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."

Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

gaytality

fatality caused by something gay.

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY

by Matt Huff May 5, 2010

introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.

i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield

the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog

by Matt Huff November 11, 2009

Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

skeep

synonym of wet dream
to skeet in your sleep

wife: let's keep this one and put the other one back
husband: heh heh, you said skeep

by Matt Huff July 29, 2012