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When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
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Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise
by Matt Huff September 8, 2016
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guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?
girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality
2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality
3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!
-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-
GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 5, 2010
Get the gaytality mug.Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 26, 2014
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a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
Get the facebutt mug.a) selling 8 balls or buying 8 balls to flip an extreme profit by selling by the gram
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
a) rick ross thinks he's ballin but he really isn't
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
by Matt Huff September 26, 2010
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i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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