Matt's definitions

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.

I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.

by Matt June 19, 2006

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

boo chop

cute little girl usually aged 22, whom goes out with tough handsome man whom drives Mercedes Benz

Boo Chop is having fun with me.

by Matt June 8, 2004

Kodak courage

An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

I was a bit nervous being the first to hit the jump, but when you're with the film crew you get that Kodak courage.

by Matt November 22, 2004

woogie

A stuid ass rich white boy with at least 8 mill in stock that has a job with a solid income that steals and still asks for money from his mom.

damn nick you is a woogie

by matt August 17, 2003

onyxia

One mean mother-fucker.

Onyxia is a big fat bitch! :(

by Matt April 2, 2005