Matt's definitions

darn tootin

The redneck equivalent of "yes of course."

Are you gonna go pick up yer date, Billy-Bob?
Darn tootin! hyuk

by matt February 16, 2004

carnal knowledge

Knowledge of sex etc. from a young age.

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge

by Matt March 11, 2004

wingman

Best friend through thick and thin. Word given to express a relationship greater than brothers. True hommies.

Word homes! Yo Niell YOU'RE MY WINGMAN DAWG!

by matt February 1, 2005

dizzle

The first name "Dave"

Dave Chappelle: What's up yall! My name is Dizzle.

by Matt February 29, 2004

(to) boyle

adj., verb; characterized by extreme laziness, nonchalance, and haughtiness, up to the extreme of skipping school for several months, or acting in this way

Dude, i totally boyled that test.
Did you study? No, I was up all night playing computer games.

by Matt February 10, 2005

pig

A four legged animal that produces all kinds of great meats... ham... bacon... pork roll

Look at that pig.

by Matt January 11, 2004

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

by Matt May 23, 2004