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The Matrix

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.
he did a matrix and dogded that football
by matt November 14, 2003
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sloven

The Male equivilant to the female slut
James is a sloven
by Matt March 27, 2003
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FC

A derogatory abbreviation meaning Fat Cunt. This is typically used among guys when talking about their overweight girlfriends without alarming them by calling them extremely foul terms. (see also bag.)
"The FC is here, so you can't come over and sniff drugs"
by Matt December 5, 2003
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Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.
by Matt December 14, 2008
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105312

Loser writen in l337
0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!
by Matt March 25, 2005
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Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.
Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!
by Matt September 15, 2003
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covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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