Matt's definitions

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003

perfekt

Andrea, who also happens to be perfect

"Andrea is perfekt"

by Matt September 3, 2003

stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Enzo

One of the fastest cars. Made by Ferrari. Approx $700,000. Top speed: 217 MPH. Not too many in the U.S. Totally awesom car.

"Holly shit that Enzo is fast!"

by Matt August 4, 2004

Sweak

When something is simultaniously sweet and weak.

It's sweak that my boss asked me to work overtime this weekend.

Sweet because of the overtime
Weak because of working on the weekend

by Matt October 22, 2004

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

Bag

A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.

"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"

by Matt December 5, 2003