Matt's definitions

beldo

A short, Bald headed bitch,
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.

Beldo IS a big dick face slut bag

by Matt December 28, 2003

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

RSX'N

General term for driving one's pimped out RSX

We go RSX'N up and down the Pike

by Matt December 16, 2003

bummit

Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.

The Bummit Just kept on Flying!

by Matt January 5, 2004

R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

by Matt October 20, 2004

C-Dot

An acronym for Collingwood, Ontario, based on the popular acronym for Toronto (T-Dot).

Person 1: You wanna party in C-Dot tonight?
Person 2: No, I don't want to go to the bingo hall.

by Matt November 13, 2004