Matt's definitions

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

gufaffel

To laugh. A mixture of the words Guffaw and Laff.

by matt September 4, 2003

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003

yo chee

a chigger (chinese nigger) trying to say, "yo g" as in "yo gangster"

yo chee i fuh in kih ya in a pee peeh!
(yo g i will fukin kill you)

by matt June 30, 2003

hilary duff

a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.

"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"

by Matt April 20, 2005

Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

by Matt January 4, 2004

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004