Matt's definitions

Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

by Matt September 28, 2004

Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.

Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.

by Matt April 30, 2005

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

wangsta

50 Cent -

"Ja Rule, that is all I have to say."

Ja Rule

by matt February 13, 2003

Gh3y pr0n

adj,

not cool, in fact not cool at all

Dude that is so gh3y pr0n, dont even do that anymore.

by Matt November 16, 2004

Deuce Trizzle

The age of 23. You could also throw it in anytime you use that stupid izzle language.

Snoop Dizzle iz deuce trizzle.

by Matt June 10, 2003

Extempreate

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

by Matt March 1, 2004