Matt's definitions

velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 23, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

sakasama

Sakasama comes from the Japanese word “upside down”. A sexual position involving multiple men and one woman.

To sakasama a girl takes 5 men or more. 4 men hold her up, one on each arm and leg. They suspend her at waist height above the ground faced down. Then one stands behind her and has sex with her. They typically rotate until all men are finished. If there is a 6th man she can also give a blow job.

by Matt January 30, 2004

Pampy Puff

James is a pampy puff and a OGL scub

James Harrison is a pampy puff and a scrub hahaha

by Matt December 5, 2004

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

wicked

Wicked is a word used by all New Englanders, not just certain states, all New England States. It means really or very. It is the same thing as "Hella"

That was wicked awesome.

by Matt April 14, 2004