Matt's definitions

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

Mason Roe

Noun - Flaccid Mowhawk that when let loose, looks like the traditional 30's uptight haircut.

That guy with the mullet is standing next to the guy with the mason roe. What an ugly pair.

by Matt January 3, 2005

shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

by matt January 7, 2004

Bramblol

Annoying person, particularly because of their pointless competitive nature. Often associated with the phrase "HUR HUR mine's better."

"Fuck off, Bramblol and do your own fucking work, you pikey piece of shit."

by Matt May 26, 2003

off the heazy fo sheazy

Those are tight for sure.

Yo dawg those kicks are off the heazy fo sheazy.

by Matt February 21, 2003

timme

retarded, mentally challenged
little brother
ho

That's some timmy shit, man!
What up wit' yo timme?

by Matt October 15, 2003

Chrisrta

To do something completly stupid or continue to talk about something you dont know.

man i cant belive i pulled a chrisrta, that parked car came out of no were

by matt March 30, 2004