Matt's definitions

randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.

Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson

by Matt May 1, 2005

famangie

A man usually named nick having gay butt sex with a man who just had munged a woman, while cross dressing.

dude did you famangie last nght?

by matt August 17, 2003

Creed

1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.

Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?

by Matt March 23, 2004

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

G

a gangsta or west coast g.

hes a west coast g stuck on the east coast.

by matt December 13, 2003

1994

a very depressing year in terms of:

music
album releases
depressing music

this year was the most depressing from the 90's

by matt January 9, 2005