Matt's definitions

the black dahlia murder

1.Excellent death metal band from Detroit. Recently released the album Unhallowed.

2.A Los Angeles murder case from 1947, unsolved.

Black Dahlia Murder played an awesome set.

Do you know who committed the Black Dahlia murder?

by matt December 13, 2004

television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

by Matt March 14, 2005

puke

The term used to describe a player with "good" alignment on a MUD. Usually used by the players with "evil" alignment.

Norso narrates: lots of dead pukes oermg
Erek narrates: that bree raid kicked ass

by matt June 4, 2003

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

sha sha

the short form of "shut teh fuck up" used when some one proves you wrong, but you do not want to admit it. or to simply shut someone up.

"Ryan you are wrong" "elizabeth sha sha"

by matt January 26, 2005

Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.

The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.

by Matt October 28, 2005

~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy

I ~*~ her open and fucked her.

by Matt December 4, 2003