Matt's definitions

Ghandi

A lawyer who partially through practices of non-violence and fasting was able to liberate India from British rule. Promoted religious and ethical tolerance, lived like a commoner, and eventually won the Nobel Peace Prize. Was mourned by pretty much everyone in the world when he was assassinated.

All the other "definitions" of Ghandi on this website are an insult to this great man.

by Matt April 21, 2005

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.

Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.

by Matt August 9, 2004

analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

by matt March 28, 2003

Harry Balzonia

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

by matt May 13, 2005

Baccon

It's the Po-Po..5-0..Piggy..doughnut loving S.O.B..COPS

I smell Baccon!!!

by Matt September 16, 2003

Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.

After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie

by Matt December 10, 2003