Matt's definitions

hersheys highway

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
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by Matt April 23, 2005

Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.

Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.

by Matt October 27, 2010

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

poink

when kim mispelled pink

i bought new fluffy poink slippers today!

by matt January 17, 2004

scally

low life scum who think that they are hard because they have no or little education. Don't seem to realise that employers couldn't give a shit that someone can fight. each scally is apparantly his/her own person but they all seem to wear the same white addidas track suit. generally tend to say the word fuck a lot.

that scally prick sucks more cock than my ex-girlfriend

by matt March 21, 2004

Chargers Fan

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!

The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.

by Matt November 18, 2004