1150 definitions by Matt

swamp ass

when someone has a horrible case of encrusted or wet poo in their ass

by Matt September 25, 2003

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by Matt March 2, 2004

Clark and Belmont

The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.

Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.

by Matt March 30, 2005

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

Manj

Hanging out with women and not gettin any pussy. or Being a fucking pussy.

Billy said he didn't want to go out and drink because cause he was tired and his friends call him a manj.
or
Billy decided to hang out with his females friends... whut a fucking manj.

by Matt January 4, 2004

chixploitation

Exploiting the hotness of a group of chix.

by Matt October 23, 2003