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U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.
"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 27, 2018
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In the drug culture, readies is a drug dealing referral, claiming the person with "readies" has divided up a brick of cocaine or some other type of narcotic into grams or something similar and now has a bag or rucksack full of "readies" to either consume or distribute. Usually both.
"I'm running low on readies. "

"Got a sack full of readies in the whip. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
by Master Andrew October 26, 2018
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